Would anyone discover my plan, which I will detail for you here?

You may call me lord Alan. I want this world. I am considering taking a lower level position in a company dealing in Earths economy. Perhaps I could me a manager or supervisor. Over the course of years, I would infiltrate my way to the top, and eventually take ownership of the company. In more time, I would use the funds generated to buy up other companies. There will be a point in which every product on Earth will be made by my minions. I would then establish my own sovereign nation, and simply buy votes in the UN. Many wars will take place. In time, my eastern boundary shall meet my western boundary, and you shall all worship me. I will in turn provide you all with food, shelter, and all that you could need. This world shall be renamed, New Alania.